Long Live Folk!!!!

This dark period of my life began whenever I spent 40 bucks to go see Sufjan Stevens. Sufjan wasn’t there!!!! Some crazy guy who had all new techno music was…. GREAT. One great artist down.

Then…. I hear a rumor (which I am still choosing not to believe) that Dallas Green’s next album will be techno-ish. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. If this is true, tons tears will be shed.

THENNNN. tonight I am flipping through a victorious magazine (The Rolling Stone) that is fist pumping the fact that The King of Rap, Lil Wayne, is set freeeee! :)

All of the sudden I see, “Iron and Wine’s technicolor Roots” First of all, this bashes nature. I HAVE NEVER SEEN ROOTS IN THE FLIPPIN EARTH THAT ARE NEON OR COLORED CRAP, SOOO maybe someone should go outside for once in their entire life. So… that is just false and disgusting. Then the subtitle states, “Sam Bean mixes folky beauty with plush psychedelia on his most pop-wise album yet”

MIX? MIX? Can you mix good with evil, NO you can’t.

MARK BOLGER CHANGE YOUR FLIPPING TUMBLR NAME YOU NINKUMPOOP.

P.S. I have decided another sign of the anti-Christ…. He will endorse techno music!!!!

P.S.S. I am not a 100% techno hater, but really GET OFF MY FOLK MUSIC!!